May 2013
“I hide because there’s more to me than what you see and I’m not sure you’d like...”
– The Remaining Mirrors; I Wrote This For You (via dzipsi)
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
magicconchshell:
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
Livin' My Life: A well known speaker started off... →
williezee:
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?” Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.” He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He…
“Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude...”
– Unknown (via imaginations-intelligence)
thatweirdhorsegirlspersonal:
sir-laughsalot:
sir-laughsalot:
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
officially less attractive than a cat
assiest:
wtf is an acronym
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
nerdgasming:
castielofasgard:
I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,
5 tags
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
“Everything I love has either ruined me or watched as I ruined it instead.”
– (via wild-lion)
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
